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Monday March 24, 2003
Iraq captures 'Airwolf"

AIRWOLF: TOP SECRET HELICOPTER

The United States military has confirmed that one of its helicopters has come down near the city of Kerbala, 110 kilometres (70 miles) south-west of Baghdad.

Iraqi television showed pictures of the helicopter, which it says is the same helicopter from the 80s tv series AIRWOLF.

Iraq's Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf said: "A small number of peasants - brave peasants - shot down two Apaches.

The Americans are so STUPID ", he added " they think that we wouldn't recognize the theme music as AIRWOLF approached but they were wrong!"

'Waving guns'

Iraqis waving guns in the air could be seen dancing around the helicopter while some others mockingly wore the bullet riddled pilots helmets and chanted : "look at me...I'm an American imperialist swine."

Britain and the US have condemned the showing of the pictures, which they say breach the Geneva Convention on the treatment of prisoners of war.

"Our POW's do not look nearly as happy as the Iraqi POWs we show on CNN and BBC ", said one U.S official who declined to be named. "Plus they make our boys look like such PUSSIES when in fact those are just the lab rats who were sent to the front. Its not a fair representation of the Allied forces who are NOT all homosexual."

But Mr Saeed al-Sahhaf said Iraq may well show pictures of the pilots captured on Monday .

"AIRWOLF is one of our favorite programs here in Iraq" , said the minister. " We would be idiots to miss it since it shows us EXACTLY how top secret helicopters such as AIRWOLF works."

 

 

 

 

 

 

COMMENTS

U.S MILITARY OFFICIAL: "Our POW's do not look nearly as happy as the Iraqi POWs we show on CNN and BBC. "


GEN. TOMMY FRANKS:
"We're just thankful they haven't got K.I.T.T the talking Firebird in KNIGHT RIDER.

CHUCK NORRIS: " WE'RE SENDING IN DELTA FORCE"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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