from midnight on Wednesday, the rules will change, in a move
the Home Office says will help cut severe delays at immigration
control even though "...we still have to deal with the
Travellers on flights from Jamaica
are often held up at UK airports for as much as two hours by
immigration officers with bad breath and homosexual feelings.
Drug trafficking is also a problem
and large amounts of cocaine have been found on Jamaican flights
in recent years, albeit in the asses of white girls.
Home Secretary David Blunkett,
announcing the rule change, said: "For some years the number
of Jamaican passengers being refused entry on arrival in the
UK has been increasing espcially since some of our immigration
officers are , in fact, Jamaican by birth and quite annoyed
to see other Jamaicans getting into the country so easily."
"This is a real problem
and the consequences of this abuse of the immigration system
are felt mainly by genuine visitors from Jamaica...all four
"Although the UK has strong
links with Jamaica which contribute to the richness and diversity
of our country, nobody really likes South London and every effort
is being made to ..well...kind of put a lid on that."
"Visas will not stop genuine
visitors from Jamaica coming to the UK but this will mean they
will no longer spend hours at Immigration Control on arrival.
Now when they arrive they can go straight to the search room
where they can recieve their barium enemas."
Mr Blunkett said he was also
concerned by the high number of Jamaicans who come to the UK
as visitors and then abscond - many of them taking up jobs that
the vast majority of Britain's worst white trash would scorn--preferring
instead to live on the dole.
"Figures from one airline
demonstrate the worrying extent of this problem where children
are concerned," he said .
"Last year only half of
those who arrived at Gatwick North went home again. Yes we know
some of these children may be looking for a way out of the ghetto,
but seriously,it doesn't help when I walk out of my flat every
morning to be called a BOTTYMON by some cheeky black kid who
wasn't even born here."
Maxine Roberts, the Jamaican
High Commissioner in London, voiced the dismay felt by many
in her country, saying she was "disappointed" by the
development but glad nobody was throwing HER out.
Speaking on BBC Radio Five Live,
Ms Roberts said: "We have to recognize the sovereign right
of the British government to make their arrangements where they
consider it is necessary. We all love it here and don't want
to go back home okay?
"It is not something we
are going to fight really because we basically do what we're
told around here. Hell, we're lucky to have an nice embassy
like this over here considering we've got no political power
at all--fuck it--we don't need any more trouble and the next
thing you know they are gonna start hassling ME!"
"It has already been approved
by the British Cabinet and it has been announced in the House
of Commons so there's nothing anyone can do about it. I have
to run now, I have a Kangol fitting at 3."