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M I S S I N G

...since May, 30, 2000 from Negril, Jamaica

 

 

28 year old American journalist Claudia Krishnoch, of New York and New Jersey addresses.

According to a member of the hysterical media circus: 'Miss Krishnoch was "...was last seen singing and dancing around 11 a.m. on May 30 in the lobby of Beaches."

Now, we here at the Afflicted Yard feel very worried about Miss Krishnoch and since we don't want any more tourists to get spooked and go to Cuba instead to get kidnapped and murdered, we offer our sincere assistance in the search.

Through the magic of technology, we have come up with a composite photograph of how Miss Krishnoch might have looked a week after her disappearance.

 

 

...and how she must look now (July 4, 2000)

 

 

If you have seen or smelled anything suspicious. Please call the authorites immediately.